Saturday, August 2, 2008

Get a Room

If there is one gripe I have about our neighborhood it would probably be the loose attitude toward public displays of varmint affection. These teenage squirrels get all juiced up on hormones and all discretion goes straight out the window. I'll tell you right now that the video you're about to see may shock you. You may find this to be adorable or you may think it is absolutely horrible. You may span the entire spectrum of emotion several times in just one viewing. Whatever the case, you'll be changed forever...or you'll again wish you had your two minutes back.

2 comments:

Cory said...

Ugh. That kind of smut should be outlawed in our schools and neighborhoods. I'm bringing this up at the next PTA meeting!

Those two are going to groom themselves right into an unwed teenage preganacy, and then straight into hell!

brando said...

"public displays of varmint affection"

Those things are going on a varmint hellride. They've got their bags packed, their motorcycles revved, and their sinister plans ready to launch.