Obviously I'm going to need a little time to reconnect with my inner smart-alec, but in the meantime just put on your Snuggie, fix yourself a glass of wine, and microwave some tater tots. You just do whatever it is you've got to do to prepare for the latest installment of The Oak Lair.
A lot has happened over the last month, but I really only intend to talk about the movie premier that shocked the nation...and Lost Nation. The highly anticipated remake of Children of the Corn introduced my hometown to the world on September 26th, and left me feeling that it wasn't as much a horror movie as it was just a horror of a movie. That's exactly what I expected though, and I can't wait to watch it again.
Fast forward to this weekend, and this is where the smattering of autumnal activities happens. Saturday the almost god-like Iowa Hawkeyes tore into Madison, sat the Badgers down, took attendance and proceeded to hand out a hard lesson about Hawkeye football. "You will learn by the numbers!" they instructed.
Today was lovely as well, as we...
attended a birthday party,
checked out Farm and Fleet's Toyland,
carved pumpkins,
roasted punkinseeds,
and assembled Mount Skullcracker in the basement. 
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And at the birthday parties we shall rip the heart of the cake from its beating chest and eat it for the glory of the autumnal equinox. And the Children of the Corn shalt be appeased.
Glorious. Simply glorious.
I have some notes.
Roasted pumpkin seeds are much more bland and worthless than one would think.
Mount Skullcracker is right. But sometimes a slightly dangerous toy just toughens em up. Just kidding. When kids are running around, I'm almost sick to my stomach watching the near misses of them getting hurt.
Also, I have yet to watch Children of the Corns.
Oh, I said that last part wrong. It's not children of the corns, but rather Children of the Khorne.
Silly me.
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