Obviously I'm the kind of guy who knows a lot about football, and I'm also the kind of guy who'll put his reputation on the line, so call your bookie because I'm gonna give you a free Vegas-style prediction that will surely give you the inside track on tonight's game.
Here's a beautiful picture of a male cardinal.Here's how it's going to play out...
Kurt Warner will open the game by leading a three-play drive into the end zone. He'll then decide to go for two right off the bat to get the fans into it. Then, on the following kick off, a Steeler special team dude will run the ball through the back of his end zone on accident, resulting in a safety. Warner will jump in on special teams for the next kickoff, and yep, you guessed it, he'll receive the kick and return it for a touchdown. Anyway, things will go like this for most of the game, and to make a long story, short the Cardinals will bring home the trophy to Chippewa Falls.
Kurt Warner celebrating with some of his teamates.
Cards 30
Steelers 17
You can take that to the bank.
4 comments:
"Anyway, things will go like this for most of the game."
Sounds reasonable.
I was rooting for Kurt Warner, too. It was a good game. Anytime a team has two minutes to drive down a field I get real nervous. I've seen it destroy too many of my favored teams this past year.
I almost thought Kurt could've found a receiver during that last play when he was running around in the pocket. Unfortunately somebody found him and ate him for a pancake.
You forgot to mention the Boss and his stunning Crotch-to-Camera slide.
Kurt Warner now wears Ben Roethlisberger pajamas to bed at night. Was rooting for the Cards here too. Great game, sorry the St. Louis Cards didn't win and bring the trophy back to Chippewa Falls.
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