Monday, February 9, 2009

Sesame Street Never Rocked So Hard

Not before Stevie, and certainly not after.

Sunday, February 8, 2009

Low Caliber Entertainment

Desperate to shake a wicked case of full-blown cabin fever and having recently purchased a new pistol, I did what most people hope to do when the mercury rises above 30 degrees...send some lead. Fellow firearm enthusiast Scott accompanied me to the range where we proceeded to open a can on a variety of targets. This was my first opportunity to heat up the barrel on the new Ruger Mark III 22/45, and I must report that I was satisfied with its performance. Aside from performance, it was just nice to get out and do some much needed plinkin'.

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Sunday, February 1, 2009

Pre-Bowl Mega Flush

The day we've all been waiting for is here, and the showdown between the St. Louis Cardinals and the New England Patriots is about to get underway. I can't deny the electricity I feel in the air just sitting in my living room. Maybe I need to think about running a humidifier. There's an eerie stillness in our home today....the calm before the storm. I'm pretty sure it's just because the tv's off, keeping my ears Keyshawn Johnson-free.

Obviously I'm the kind of guy who knows a lot about football, and I'm also the kind of guy who'll put his reputation on the line, so call your bookie because I'm gonna give you a free Vegas-style prediction that will surely give you the inside track on tonight's game.

Here's a beautiful picture of a male cardinal.



Here's how it's going to play out...

Kurt Warner will open the game by leading a three-play drive into the end zone. He'll then decide to go for two right off the bat to get the fans into it. Then, on the following kick off, a Steeler special team dude will run the ball through the back of his end zone on accident, resulting in a safety. Warner will jump in on special teams for the next kickoff, and yep, you guessed it, he'll receive the kick and return it for a touchdown. Anyway, things will go like this for most of the game, and to make a long story, short the Cardinals will bring home the trophy to Chippewa Falls.



Kurt Warner celebrating with some of his teamates.

Cards 30


Steelers 17



You can take that to the bank.